Everyday I say multiple things that I just never thought would come out of my mouth. Ever. I'm not even talking about "because I said so's" or "I'm your mother, that's why", I mean things like "stop licking my feet" and "leave the dogs butt alone". Because today seems to have produced a few gems, I have decided to give you my top 5 I can't believe I even had to say quotes...
5. Get your finger out of your bum.
4. DO NOT EAT POOP. EVER.
3. Stop licking my feet.
2. It is not ok to rub your penis on anyone's leg.
and the number one thing I never thought I would EVER say..
1. Stop moving. I need to get the syrup off your penis.
Although there are many things I say to Dennis on a daily basis that are entertaining, these gems are are all instructions for Dominic.
i need to get the syrup off you penis ranks right up there in the absurdities of mommying.
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