Dominic, like most males, has a fascination with his penis. He is forever touching it while having diaper changes, in the bath tub, under his pants. I am aware this is a totally normal "phase" (although, I argue that the "phase" part of it is his public fascination - he will begin his own little private "phase" in the later years). Recently, he has begun to inquire the whereabouts of others penis'. "Does Nanni (my sister) have a penis?" "Does Uncle Kat have a penis?" This lead to the funniest, most surprising thing I have heard from him to date:
Me: Dominic you are such a pita today, but I love you anyway.
D: I am a pita Momma, and I have a penis. Do you have a penis?
M: No Dominic, Mommy is a girl and girl's have vagina's.
D: Wow (thoughtful face). I like vagina's.
End of conversation. What the hell do you say to that?
I do know that I will never, ever forget that conversation..and when he has a steady love that he brings home to me, I will tell them. And whether they are male or female, they will surely love that at 2 years and 10 months old, Dominic loved vagina.
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